Come on out as Hair Nation celebrates frontman Bret Meal's 75th birthday... Again! Bret barely hung on last year, and nearly suffered a broken hip when his walker slipped out from under him during the second song of the night. But this year we're armed with Metamucil, Advil, and cocaine laced gummies (Bret won't be wearing his dentures) to try and get Bret through the whole night. Rumor has it Lusty Larry Harwood might agree to light himself on fire again if people cheer loud enough.